I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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