his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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