So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I forget how to act sober
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