I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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