and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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