that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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