It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
her vagine was all disorganized.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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