One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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