Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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