school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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