I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so let's talk penis.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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