Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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