you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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