i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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