i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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