I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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