Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
My balls are so social today.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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