WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize