The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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