so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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