everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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