i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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