there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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