At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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Someone came in the potted fern
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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