JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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