You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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