saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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