This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
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I feel like abortions should bother me more
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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