i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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