She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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