please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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