I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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Oh Jesus.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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