I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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