Is it normal to miss your booty call?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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