Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I love black thongs
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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