Hey man sorry I got all grabby
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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