I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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