I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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