Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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