Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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