There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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