you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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