People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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