I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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