My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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