The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
tell me about the eggs
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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