would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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They have beer where we have blood.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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