Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dear god my vagina.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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