I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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