My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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